i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
my tumblr relationships
- me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
- me: also what is your name
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
